Yimsabmon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, annoying deer.

Yimsabmon created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimsabmon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yimsabmon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yimsabmon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yimsabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.