Kipdidfun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent dolphin.

Kipdidfun created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipdidfun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kipdidfun, she will turn you into a mole.

Kipdidfun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Kipdidfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kipdidfun.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help manatees in need.