Henflanren is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awesome naga.

Henflanren created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Henflanren, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Henflanren, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Henflanren's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Henflanren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Always wear purple.
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