Hinbastdav is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient porpoise.

Hinbastdav created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hinbastdav, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinbastdav, she will be very sad.

Hinbastdav's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hinbastdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Pray towards the west.