Popcedfartagnib is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent armadillo.

Popcedfartagnib created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Popcedfartagnib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Popcedfartagnib, he will turn you into a duck.

Popcedfartagnib's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Popcedfartagnib's Holy Commandments

1. Popcedfartagnib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Popcedfartagnib on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about moons.