Wikjonhig is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful
squirrel.
Wikjonhig created an up quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wikjonhig, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Wikjonhig, it will remove you from existence.
Wikjonhig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Wikjonhig's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.
5. Run away if five frogs approach from the south.