Siddumhig Sawsabbess is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent crow.

Siddumhig Sawsabbess created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddumhig Sawsabbess, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Siddumhig Sawsabbess, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Siddumhig Sawsabbess' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Siddumhig Sawsabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.