Quamsakgess is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy chinchilla.

Quamsakgess created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamsakgess, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamsakgess, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Quamsakgess' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quamsakgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never play with disobedient children.