Quamsakgess is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, fussy
chinchilla.
Quamsakgess created viruses four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quamsakgess, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Quamsakgess, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Quamsakgess' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Quamsakgess' Holy Commandments1. Never look at comets.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never play with disobedient children.