Jingebxinkemdidfumveg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty eagle.

Jingebxinkemdidfumveg created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jingebxinkemdidfumveg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jingebxinkemdidfumveg, he will turn you into a frog.

Jingebxinkemdidfumveg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jingebxinkemdidfumveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jingebxinkemdidfumveg.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Jingebxinkemdidfumveg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help moths in need.