Fatnurtpog is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, competent
otter.
Fatnurtpog created bats three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fatnurtpog, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fatnurtpog, he will boil you in a big pot.
Fatnurtpog's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Fatnurtpog's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fatnurtpog.
2. Do not hurt cats.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not listen to music.