Sisdothot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing porpoise.

Sisdothot created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Sisdothot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sisdothot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sisdothot's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sisdothot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sisdothot.

2. Never think about gravity near eagles while wearing mauve boots and balancing four carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt great tits.