Bestditdissten Logwotyart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise dryad.

Bestditdissten Logwotyart created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestditdissten Logwotyart, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestditdissten Logwotyart, it will turn you into a rock.

Bestditdissten Logwotyart's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bestditdissten Logwotyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bestditdissten Logwotyart.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not make images of living things.