Tettifabgov is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody wyvern.

Tettifabgov created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettifabgov, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tettifabgov, she will remove you from existence.

Tettifabgov's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tettifabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bark.