Wadjoplist is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous troll.

Wadjoplist created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadjoplist, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wadjoplist, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wadjoplist's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wadjoplist's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.