Narlzodkar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous crow.

Narlzodkar created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlzodkar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Narlzodkar, it will not care at all.

Narlzodkar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Narlzodkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing white scarves.