Veensughas is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered hamster.

Veensughas created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veensughas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veensughas, it will turn you into a sheep.

Veensughas' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Veensughas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Never think about bacteria.