Sanhomvol Afbotgov is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, able beaver.

Sanhomvol Afbotgov created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanhomvol Afbotgov, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanhomvol Afbotgov, it will curse you with boils.

Sanhomvol Afbotgov's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sanhomvol Afbotgov's Holy Commandments

1. Sanhomvol Afbotgov loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed garlic to turtles while wearing kilts.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing red shirts.