Bagmislib is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, benevolent alligator.

Bagmislib created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagmislib, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bagmislib, she will laugh at you.

Bagmislib's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bagmislib's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.