Sitnegrig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy rat.

Sitnegrig created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitnegrig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sitnegrig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sitnegrig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sitnegrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.