Hotvigsag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless swallow.

Hotvigsag created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotvigsag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hotvigsag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hotvigsag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hotvigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. You must love Hotvigsag.