Bagkomhen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, intelligent manatee.

Bagkomhen created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagkomhen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bagkomhen, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bagkomhen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bagkomhen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about bacteria.