Dogsterflisflanxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful gorilla.

Dogsterflisflanxuck created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogsterflisflanxuck, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dogsterflisflanxuck, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dogsterflisflanxuck's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dogsterflisflanxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.