Wanxuckgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, moody crane.

Wanxuckgeb created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wanxuckgeb, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wanxuckgeb, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wanxuckgeb's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wanxuckgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always help sheep.