Rulponwan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, boastful rat.

Rulponwan created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rulponwan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rulponwan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rulponwan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rulponwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Rulponwan loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Rulponwan in the centre of the settlement.