Danrawyarspag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient shark.

Danrawyarspag created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danrawyarspag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Danrawyarspag, it will destroy your home planet.

Danrawyarspag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Danrawyarspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Never talk about dogs.