Gonrulgubrilquag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tiresome frog.

Gonrulgubrilquag created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonrulgubrilquag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gonrulgubrilquag, she will strike you with lightening.

Gonrulgubrilquag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gonrulgubrilquag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Gonrulgubrilquag loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.