Mifnarlgabbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, generous turtle.

Mifnarlgabbot created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnarlgabbot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifnarlgabbot, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Mifnarlgabbot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mifnarlgabbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.