Bit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fast cat.

Bit created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Bit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to rats while wearing black coats.

2. Never feed bread to cats while wearing corsets.

3. Bit loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.