Nellbigpom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, flying crow.

Nellbigpom created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbigpom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nellbigpom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nellbigpom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nellbigpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Pray towards the south.