Barnwabhad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sage fly.

Barnwabhad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnwabhad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Barnwabhad, it will turn you into a mole.

Barnwabhad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Barnwabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Barnwabhad first in all things.

2. Never feed carrots to badgers while wearing coats.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Barnwabhad on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Worship no other gods but Barnwabhad.
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