Omtkopdun is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, almighty
chinchilla.
Omtkopdun created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Omtkopdun, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Omtkopdun, she will destroy your favourite star.
Omtkopdun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Omtkopdun's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtkopdun.
2. Never wear scarves.
3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.
4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always help aardvarks.