Gebpinham is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, narcissistic
dove.
Gebpinham created water six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gebpinham, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Gebpinham, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Gebpinham's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Gebpinham's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Always treat seals with great respect.
3. Never sing near ducks.
4. Badgers are not to be trusted.
5. Pray towards the north.