Pangbogyik is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate raven.

Pangbogyik created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbogyik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pangbogyik, she will turn you into a snail.

Pangbogyik's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pangbogyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.