Meglamgat is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, intelligent
lobster.
Meglamgat created the cosmos seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Meglamgat, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Meglamgat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Meglamgat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Meglamgat's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill shrews.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not take Meglamgat's name in vain.
5. Always stare at clouds.