Wodyaktunnilldin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, egotistical squirrel.

Wodyaktunnilldin created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Wodyaktunnilldin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wodyaktunnilldin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wodyaktunnilldin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wodyaktunnilldin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.