Bemfadbissmid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring duck.

Bemfadbissmid created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemfadbissmid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bemfadbissmid, he will strike you with lightening.

Bemfadbissmid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bemfadbissmid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Retreat if six sheep approach from the south.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Worship no other gods but Bemfadbissmid.

5. Never feed carrots to ants while wearing rings.
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