Wegdunvon Dibhinneg Nartipbad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, benevolent armadillo.

Wegdunvon Dibhinneg Nartipbad created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Wegdunvon Dibhinneg Nartipbad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wegdunvon Dibhinneg Nartipbad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wegdunvon Dibhinneg Nartipbad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wegdunvon Dibhinneg Nartipbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the south.