Wotmutbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful crab.

Wotmutbeg created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotmutbeg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wotmutbeg, he will cry a lot.

Wotmutbeg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wotmutbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wotmutbeg.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.