Yatjopmot Paskommotsit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish swallow.

Yatjopmot Paskommotsit created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatjopmot Paskommotsit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yatjopmot Paskommotsit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yatjopmot Paskommotsit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yatjopmot Paskommotsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never hurt pigs.