Jinpinxucrat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable snake.

Jinpinxucrat created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinpinxucrat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jinpinxucrat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jinpinxucrat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jinpinxucrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to snakes while wearing purple shirts.

5. Never talk about galaxies.