Bugfembet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, passionate beaver.

Bugfembet created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfembet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bugfembet, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bugfembet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bugfembet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Hide from yellow ants for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not jump in public.