Vilcenweg is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating
otter.
Vilcenweg created life two million years ago.
If you believe in
Vilcenweg, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Vilcenweg, he will jump up and down on your head.
Vilcenweg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Vilcenweg's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Vilcenweg.