Konaftig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless cobra.

Konaftig created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Konaftig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Konaftig, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Konaftig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Konaftig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Konaftig.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.