Bigyambum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional penguin.

Bigyambum created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigyambum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bigyambum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bigyambum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bigyambum's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bigyambum in the centre of the settlement.