Bagbepmut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful jellyfish.

Bagbepmut created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagbepmut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bagbepmut, it will turn you into a tree.

Bagbepmut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bagbepmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never think about optics near voles while wearing orange stockings and balancing six iron spheres on your feet.