Yoghunbif is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous fox.

Yoghunbif created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Yoghunbif, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yoghunbif, he will strike you with lightening.

Yoghunbif's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yoghunbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.