Sanstikbim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying turtle.

Sanstikbim created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Sanstikbim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sanstikbim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sanstikbim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sanstikbim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must pray to Sanstikbim seven times a day.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never bounce near voles.