Sadbabkan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent centipede.

Sadbabkan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadbabkan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sadbabkan, she will turn you into a snail.

Sadbabkan's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sadbabkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to capybaras while wearing hats.

2. Always obey Sadbabkan's priests.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.