Lendankop Jadhaskon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind zebra.

Lendankop Jadhaskon created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lendankop Jadhaskon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lendankop Jadhaskon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lendankop Jadhaskon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lendankop Jadhaskon's Holy Commandments

1. Lendankop Jadhaskon loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help moths.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.