Hasfatyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witless fish.

Hasfatyarl created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfatyarl, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hasfatyarl, she will manifest in front of you.

Hasfatyarl's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hasfatyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Hasfatyarl loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.